. */ abstract class GeneratorBase { abstract public function get(); function pick($arr) { return $arr[array_rand($arr)]; } } class BandNameGenerator extends GeneratorBase { private $prefixes = array( "", "a", "the", ); private $adverbs = array( "bestial", "dead", "incongruent", "ladylike", "slimy", "dandy", "leftist", "flamboyant", ); private $verbs = array( "kill", "regurgitat", "destroy", "blasphem", "strangl", "terroriz", "mutilat", ); private $endings = array( "er", "ers", "ing", "ed", ); public function get() { $parts = array( $this->pick($this->prefixes), $this->pick($this->adverbs), $this->pick($this->verbs)); return trim(implode(" ", $parts) . $this->pick($this->endings)); } } class VenueGenerator extends GeneratorBase { private $prefix1 = array( "", "royal", "shabby", "happy", "drunken", ); private $prefix2 = array( "", "music", "fiddler", "rock", "metal", "mental", ); private $type = array( "hall", "museum", "asylum", "stage", "cottage", "opera", "lighthouse" ); public function get() { $parts = array( $this->pick($this->prefix1), $this->pick($this->prefix2), $this->pick($this->type)); return trim(implode(" ", $parts)); } } class LinkGenerator extends GeneratorBase { public function get() { return 'https://example.com/' . bin2hex(random_bytes(8)); } } $band = new BandNameGenerator(); $venue = new VenueGenerator(); $link = new LinkGenerator(); $date = new DateTime(); for ($i = 0; $i < 10; $i++) { $date->add(new DateInterval('P' . random_int(0, 60) . 'D')); echo implode("\t", array($band->get(), $venue->get(), $date->format('Y-m-d'), $link->get(), $link->get())) . "\n"; }